Don’t Interrupt My Immortal Cultivation

The next day, Lin Wen regretted as soon as he got up.

Oh my, I said I would only work for an hour, but I ended up working all night.

It ’s all because it was too enjoyable.

Good karma kept coming, making Lin Wen unable to stop and indulging in it until the moon was high in the sky before he went back to sleep.

Only when he woke up did he realize that his money-making plan had not made any progress.

He was thinking of discussing with Phoenix Nest when the door creaked open.

”Lin Dasha, are you awake? ”

Qin Luoshuang ’s voice came from outside the door.
From the shadow, she seemed to be standing at the door but didn ’t come in.

”I ’m awake, ” Lin Wen answered.

”Have you put your clothes on? ”

”I have. ”

”Then I ’m coming in.
You ’d better be really dressed because I have a gun in my hand. ”

Lin Wen sneered, ”You ’re dreaming.
You ’re not that lucky. ”

The shadow outside the door clenched her fist instantly.

”Very well! ”

She walked in, holding a gun in one hand and pointing it at Lin Wen ’s head.

”I ’m not pretending anymore.
I ’m the assassin sent by Yu Zhongxian.
I ’m here to take your life today. ”

Lin Wen put on his shoes and pointed to a nearby stool.

”Sit. ”

Although ”The Fleeting Spirit of the Cat ” had disappeared, ”The Colorless Phoenix ” showed no reaction, proving that she had no intention to kill.

”Sit, ” Lin Wen said.

He looked up and saw Qin Luoshuang in a white silk dress today, standing at the door with the sunlight slanting down, making her beautiful face look like a fairy in the mortal world.

It ’s a pity that she was holding a gun in her hand.
If it were a sword, Lin Wen could instantly imagine a hundred years of grudges and grievances.

”Too bad, ” he shook his head.

Qin Luoshuang was almost furious.
She really wanted to shoot this idiot dead but was afraid that she would be humiliated if she missed, considering his ghostly evasion yesterday.

She could only sit down angrily and didn ’t want to say a word all night.

Lin Wen wasn ’t really an idiot.
He found that he had offended Phoenix Nest a bit too much.
What if she turned out to be like Xu Shu, who was in the enemy ’s camp but had his heart in the Han Dynasty? That would be disastrous.

After thinking about it, he opened his smart and eloquent heart and said, ”Three years ago, I came to the capital to pay homage.
When I crossed the Luo River, I looked out and saw the vast water and mist.
My mind was wandering, and suddenly I looked up and saw three layers of boats passing by.
A beautiful girl, holding a long sword, stood on the boat, wearing a white dress and exuding a fairy-like aura. ”

Qin Luoshuang felt strange.
What was he trying to say? He was talking too much, and his tone was different from usual.

Looking up, she saw Lin Wen gazing at her affectionately, saying, ”Her figure was as graceful as a startled swan and as agile as a wandering dragon.
She was as splendid as autumn chrysanthemums and as lush as spring pines.
She was like a light cloud covering the moon, drifting like a breeze and returning like snow.
From afar, she was as bright as the rising sun, and up close, she was as dazzling as a lotus flower in the surging waves… ”

The rest was all from the ”Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River, ” but he made some changes to fit the current situation and the grammar of this world.

For example, he changed the goddess to a fictitious white-clad girl with a sword.

He changed the place names to the names in this world.

He changed the indirect speech to direct speech.

And he added a sentence at the end.

”Now that I see you, I realize that the fairy girl in my dream three years ago was actually you. ”After Lin Wen finished speaking about the Seven Apertures Linglong Heart, the girl in front of him didn ’t seem moved at all.
Instead, she tensed up, lowered her right hand and gripped the gun, asking warily, ”What do you want? ”

Lin Wen scratched the back of his head, feeling like the Seven Apertures Linglong Heart didn ’t really work, but that wasn ’t surprising since some people were immune to it.
So, he turned it off and casually made up a reason, ”Do you think I can use this article to pursue the Imperial Princess and succeed? ”

Qin Luoshuang sneered, ”You won ’t even see the little princess, and the First Princess will chop you up. ”

”Why? Is my article not good enough? ”

Qin Luoshuang coldly replied, ”No reason.
I said she ’ll chop you up, so she will. ”

Lin Wen didn ’t care and casually said, ”I also said that if I can move the First Princess, she ’ll help me chop up Yu Zhongxian.
Seems like it won ’t work. ”

Qin Luoshuang carefully looked at him, seemingly trying to discern the truth from his words, then said coldly, ”Indeed, it won ’t work.
The noble and esteemed Master Lin, how can the mere First Princess match up to you? ”

Lin Wen nodded, ”You ’re right. ”

Qin Luoshuang rolled her eyes, and Lin Wen didn ’t mind.
Seeing the atmosphere had relaxed somewhat, he said, ”Can you help me plan how to get a large sum of money as soon as possible, enough to support all current expenses and rebuild our home? Ideally, it should be more than two, no, ten billion. ”

Qin Luoshuang covered her eyes and slumped in her seat, looking nothing like a lady.

She only said four words, ”Please ask someone else. ”

Wait, wasn ’t that a question for ”Immortal Guide ”?

Lin Wen slapped his forehead.

Oops, it had become a habit.

He asked the question to ”Immortal Guide ” instead.

Cost: 39,133 points of good karma.

Unfortunately, if Phoenix Nest could answer it, wouldn ’t he just earn 39,133 points of good karma? But that was clearly wishful thinking.

Lin Wen could only ask, ”Do you have any way to make a lot of money quickly? ”

Qin Luoshuang sneered, ”Sure, just sell me. ”

As soon as the words left her mouth, she regretted it because her father could really pay a lot of money.
If the sheriff changed his mind on the spot, she would have nowhere to run.

Just as she was worried and didn ’t know what to do, Lin Wen replied, ”Isn ’t that killing the goose that lays the golden eggs? Also, it ’s immoral.
You need to come up with another way. ”

Qin Luoshuang breathed a sigh of relief and didn ’t dare to say anything else.

”Sheriff Lin, the county is short of money mainly because aid has been cut off.
Otherwise, we wouldn ’t be in such difficulty. ”

”I thought about it for a long time yesterday.
With your current level, it ’s foolish to try to counter Yu Zhongxian.
However, Yu Zhongxian ’s main target should be Sheng Huaixuan, and you ’re just a side target.
Your best response is to hide behind Sheng Huaixuan and increase your ability to withstand attacks. ”

”Hmm. ” Lin Wen nodded, ”Like a turtle. ”

”If you want to understand it that way, that ’s not wrong.
Right now, Yu Zhongxian is like a hunter.
He ’s throwing stones at you, and you can ’t counterattack.
If he tries to catch you with his hands, you can bite him. ”

”So, you need to lure him to attack.
If you bite him and hurt him, he ’ll temporarily retreat. ”

Lin Wen asked, ”Why won ’t he go crazy? ”Qin Luoshuang said, ”Normally, no, because you are not the main target.
Unless you anger him and your hatred for him exceeds that of Sheng Huaixuan, which is impossible. ”

”The reason he is targeting you now is to attack General Sheng.
If you hurt him, he will know that you are not easy to mess with and won ’t target you anymore. ”

”Also, among hunters, there is fighting.
Sometimes hunters and prey can switch roles.
He cannot be too injured or weak, otherwise he will be surrounded by hungry wolves and be eaten. ”

Lin Wen nodded, ”Okay, I understand.
So what should I do specifically? ”

Qin Luoshuang sighed, ”You need to gather intelligence and provide me with information.
I am completely in the dark right now and have to rely on guesses, I can ’t even be sure if it ’s Yu Zhongxian or not. ”

”Alright! ” Lin Wen slapped his thigh, ”I ’ll leave this to you then. ”

Qin Luoshuang sighed slightly.
Since joining forces with this guy, she didn ’t know how many times she had sighed.

”Okay, transfer your command of the guards and spies to me. ”

”I don ’t have any. ”

”What? ” Qin Luoshuang was puzzled, ”You only need to give me the second or third command, or you can issue all the orders yourself if you ’re not comfortable. ”

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”I didn ’t establish any guards. ”

Qin Luoshuang looked at him in confusion, but Lin Wen laughed out loud, ”As a man, I stand independent in the world and walk proudly in the universe.
Why do I need someone else to protect me? ”

”As for the sneaky and shady business of spies, it goes against my righteousness and the path of justice.
Of course, I wouldn ’t use them. ”

Qin Luoshuang almost couldn ’t catch her breath and angrily said, ”Then how do I gather information? Do I have to go myself? Do I have to sell my body? ”

”Well, that ’s what you said.
If you want to sell yourself, that ’s your own choice.
I didn ’t mean it.
Don ’t blame me. ”

”You shameless! ” Qin Luoshuang was so angry that she slapped him.

There was a crisp sound.

She hit him squarely.

As her anger dissipated, Qin Luoshuang took two steps back in disbelief, looking at her delicate jade hands and the clear palm print on Lin Wen ’s face.

Lin Wen wasn ’t angry.
He realized that his words were inappropriate.
He was only thinking about distancing himself from her, afraid of getting involved in bad karma, and didn ’t pay attention to how offensive his words were to a girl.

He coughed and said, ”Okay, I was wrong.
What I meant was that I see that you have strong wilderness survival skills, powerful martial arts, and excellent marksmanship, on par with Mr.
Bei.
It ’s safe for you to go out and gather information.
I didn ’t mean it like that.
You can recruit or organize some people yourself, but I don ’t have much money. ”

Qin Luoshuang felt both regret and moved.
The pride of top martial artists was very strong, and being slapped in the face by another stranger was a taboo.
Some even went to life and death arenas for this reason.
But he was willing to take a slap from her and apologize, which was extremely rare and valuable.

She regretted being too impulsive.
If this rare top-notch county magistrate had a little less self-esteem, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Qin Luoshuang didn ’t understand why she had become so impulsive and easily confused here.
Was it because of the huge changes and setbacks that had weakened her willpower?

Just as the two of them were lost in thought, Bai Xiuyu came in from outside.

”Lin Wen, breakfast is here. ”

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