I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

wrong and yet the shovel and ladle kept on beating it with the leather pants joining in after.

The sound of the beating sounded like a demon screaming and everyones’ eyes were about to pop out as their jaws fell to the ground.
All the colors had drained out of the Murong ancestor’s body and he was trembling violently.
A gurgling noise came out of his opened mouth as if his words were stuck in his throat.
Tears began to flow from his eyes and that was not the only liquid coming out of his body.

How could the Origins of Dimension, with the power to suppress Wisdom and whose existence he must humbly revere, be acting like a kid getting a beating from his parents? A chill ran down his spine.
“Impossible! This can’t be happening!”

He started wailing like a banshee, unable to process everything that was happening before him, and was questioning his very existence.
What could be more despairing than one’s ultimate weapon going over to the enemy’s side?

“Come back! Come back this very instant!” He shouted as he used his mana to pull the stamp back to no avail.
Finally the stamp deigned to give him a response but it was one of killing intent as it flew towards it with a majestic force.

“No, you can’t do this to me.
I’m your master!

“Why? Tell me where did I go wrong?

“Ah! Have mercy.
I’m sorry.
No——!

The Murong ancestor was instantly killed by the stamp.
He did not die peacefully and felt someone had cheated him out of all his glory.

“Is the ancestor…dead?” All the members of the Murong Clan were trembling with disbelief.

“I can’t believe the stamp defected to the shovel, ladle and leather pants just like that! It’s totally crazy!”

“How did they do it? What kind of people are they?”

“Oh no, this is surely the end of the Murong Clan!”

“Spare us, Lord Dog.
Please spare us.”

Everyone was breaking down and quickly fell to their knees to beg for their lives.

“Wasn’t it just a moment ago you were all talking about making me into dog meat? You dare to beg for your lives now?” Blackie said with a cruel smile on his face.
Then he waved his paw and said, “Human pets, kill them all!”

“Sh*t you, Lord Dog! Don’t force me to turn my sword against you!” Xiao Chengfeng said in despair.

“We know we can’t win you in a fight but that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want to us,” Jiang Liu said.

“I would rather die than suffer through this humiliation!” Xing Ya said.

They were all stomping their feet in anger but could do nothing to Blackie, which made them even more furious so they decided to vent their anger on the Murong Clan.
After that, they seized possession of the Heaven Spiritual Rice and happily made their way back to the seventh dimension.

Xing Ya exhaled deeply and said, “Phew, I was really scared sh*tless.
I thought I was a goner for sure.”

“We should have more faith in the expert.
He wouldn’t have sent us to a fruitless mission.
In the end, the stamp came with us out of its own free will.”

“Yeah, I never expected the stamp to obediently follow us back after seeing the expert’s treasures.
The expert sure works in mysterious ways.”

“I shudder to think what would happen if the Wisdom Ultimate Treasures didn’t save us in time.”

“Oh, save it.
It’s only us that thinks this stamp is powerful.
Have you all forgotten that the expert treats this stamp as a mere walnut cracking tool?”

They all went silent at that, for the truth hurt.

On the way back, they kept on reliving the battle before for self-reflection and for finding more ways to praise the expert.
Soon, they could see the Fallen Immortal Mountain in the distance and their eyes began to burn with passion.
They could not wait to see how the expert would reward them when they honorably offered him the stamp.
However, there was the matter of who would go since they knew they should not all barge in to disturb him.

“How about letting Tong Tian come with me?” Cultivator Junjun asked, “Tong Tian had only just come back and he was the one who told us about the stamp.
Therefore, it makes sense for him to go visit the expert.”

They all agreed with his reasoning but that did not make it any easier to accept so they could not help but sigh.

Cultivator Junjun told Tong Tian some of the things he should take note of and after that the two of them landed in the Fallen Immortal Mountain to make their way up to the four-part architecture.

“Remember to mind your manners when visiting the expert,” said Cultivator Junjun.

“Don’t worry about it! I will behave courteously and reverently but I must say I’m a little nervous and excited.”

They were progressing at lightning speed but when they reached halfway up the mountain, Tong Tian suddenly jerked around as all the hairs on his body stood on their ends.
His pupils shrank into a needle line as he looked toward the demons in the forest.

All the demons there had their power suppressed but their Heavenly Realm aura was still swirling around.
Being a Chaos Daluo Golden Immortal, he could only sense a terrifying power.
He gulped and in a trembling voice asked, “Are they all…Heavenly Realm demons?”

“What demons? Be mindful of your words when in front of the expert,” said Cultivator Junjun with a wave of his hand.
“Those are nothing but game meat to the expert.
They’ll be slaughtered to satisfy the expert’s craving.”

“They used to be the Demon Emperor’s subordinates but have all become game meat now,” Dragin explained.

‘Is that what being an expert means? That one can keep a bunch of Heavenly Realm demons around for game meat? Does that mean I’m even worse than a game meat for being a mere Chaos Daluo Golden Immortal?’ Tong Tian suddenly felt ashamed of himself and decided he was nothing more than useless junk.

Soon, they saw the simple four-part architecture within their field of vision.
Nanan quickly walked up and knocked on the gate.
“Brother Li, we’re back!”

“Coming!” Li Nianfan said.
Then, the gate opened with a creaking sound.
“Did you get it?” Li Nianfan asked with a smile.

“Brother Li, we not only found something for the walnut but something else too!” Nanan said excitedly.

“Oh? And what might that be?”

“It’s something edible.
Some kind of rice.” Nanan showed him the Heaven Spiritual Rice.

Li Nianfan took one glance at it and became filled with joy.
“This is… glutinous rice!” It was easy to tell the difference between glutinous rice and normal rice.
Although they were both oval in shape, glutinous rice was thinner and longer while normal rice was a little fatter and rounder.

However, that was not the point.
The point was, compared to normal rice, one could create any more dishes from glutinous rice such as, rice dumplings, sweet rice dumplings, sweet rice wine, pumpkin cake, osmanthus cake, fried chop rice cake…