I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 180 – Karst Landforms

I reached out and blocked the way: “Sorry, the washroom is under maintenance, please go use the one on the second floor.”

The young security guard rolled his eyes at me.

Ever since his uncle, the old security guard, introduced him to become the young security guard, he gradually turned from a trembling novice into a veteran. Although he has heard of my notoriety from others, but after thinking about it, he felt that if the urban management officers arent afraid of peddlers, then there is no reason for security guards to be afraid of students. Plus, he had just found a way to make money catching people in the act. Whoever prevented him from making money would be considered as going against him.

“Huh, washroom maintenance. If thats the case, wheres the maintenance sign.”

The young security guard asked as he adjusted his cap.

“The maintenance sign…. Im the maintenance sign.”

I said as I straightened my back to imply: Stop looking for trouble when youre so thin and frail.

The young security guard got scared and stepped back, but then he reconsidered it and walked forward again.

“Tsk, I know who you are, youre Ye Lin, right? I was the one who let you in last time when you were late and got locked outside along with a female classmate of yours.”

He was referring to the time when Xiao Qin and I were late to school once, it was ancient history.

“The teachers may be afraid of you, but not me.” He then pointed towards the ceiling, “Do you see that?”

I didnt fall for it, “Are you going to say its an UFO and run into the washroom while Im preoccupied? Im not that stupid.”

The security guard stamped his foot and said, “Why would there be an UFO indoors, Im telling you to look at the security camera.”

I looked towards the direction he pointed at and saw a black round security camera.

“Do you see it?” The young security guard tried his best to make a nasty smirk, but I thought he only looked foolish, “Its my job to maintain order in school as a security guard. If youre going to stop me from going into the washroom to make money… I mean, no, to do inspections, then you would be hindering normal school operations. If you hit me, Ill immediately drop to the floor.”

I cant believe he said something so embarrassing out loud. His shamelessness would be equivalent to the flops you see in FIFA.

“Hmph, I was only a part time worker a month ago, but not anymore. It doesnt matter how capable you are, if you push me down in front of the camera, you could be expelled.”

Ever since the couple he caught clapping cheeks was expelled, he became deluded and believed he had the ability to expel students.

And please dont youpush me down, I think those words also have another meaning! If I actually pushed you down in that other sense and it was caught on camera, then I really would be expelled. I dont think you would even have the face to continue working at the school.

The security guard then decided to charge into the washroom. He probably thought he would definitely catch a couple in the act and I was there because they hired me to block the door.

Whats up with that logic? If they had money to hire a guard, then they would have just went to a hotel. There are a ton of hourly hotel rooms behind the food stall street, apparently they dont even ask for ID if you pay upfront.

I thought about it and made my decision. I purposely stepped in front of the guard and slightly bumped his shoulder with my chest.

I bumped into him lightly, but the guards body leaned back as he prepared to flop.

Who would have expected there would always be someone better than you. Before he finished his flop, I shrieked as I flailed my limbs into the sky and fell hard onto the floor.

Thats right, it was the flop I learned from Grandpa Ren.

I fell naturally and it looks like a hard fall, but I actually used Hua Jin to cushion the impact with my muscles and only lost 2 hp out of 999.

The security guard turned pale with fright. He only wanted to earn a couple of extra bucks, but he actually hit a student to the ground and it was all caught on camera.

“Are… you okay…” The security guard trembled as he reached out to try and support me up.

I sneaked a glance at his deathly pale face as I snickered inside my head. I twisted my head at a weird angle, rolled my eyes, and dangled my tongue outside my mouth to show I couldnt be saved anymore.

The guard panicked, “What should I do, it wasnt on purpose.”

He raised his head and spoke to the camera as if the camera was the principal.

He reached over under my nostrils to check my breath. I purposely held my breath and he began trembling even harder.

“They all say youre the ruler of the school who gets involved with the mafia… how can you be so frail.” The guard sobbed, then his eyes opened with determination, “I cant give up. I have to give him CPR.”

Shit, dont come over here, I dont want to kiss a man. I quickly opened my eyes and saw the guard heading towards me with his lips puckered and his eyes closed.

I grabbed onto his face and tossed him aside. I used enough force that I thought I had finally understood how to use Fa Jin.

The security guard rolled and rolled until he stopped at the foot of a wall.

“Why are you pretending to be dead if youre fine? I almost got scared to death. Im only twenty and still unmarried…”

I sat up and curiously looked at the shadow behind the security guard.

It turns out Xiong YaoYue had already quietly came out of the washroom while I was struggling with the guard. She mischievously walked behind the security guard while he was not paying attention, and suddenly pulled the his collar from behind and lifted his wide uniform above his head.

The guard screamed outsomeones assaulting an officer as he flailed around randomly. Xiong YaoYue took this chance to pull me up and run away together.

Xiong YaoYue might have a bad memory, but she didnt forget to bring along the snacks I bought her as we headed downstairs.

“Now Im someone whos used the mens washroom.” Xiong YaoYue bragged to me as she sat on a window sill on the second floor while eating the sausage bread, “Im probably the only girl who has that achievement in our class, haha its my win again.”

Im sorry to inform you, but Xiao Qin always used the mens washroom when she pretended to be a boy. In terms of either time or volume, you would be in second place.

After demolishing her lunch and drinking half of the drink. She passed me the rest and asked if I wanted it.

How insensitive, doesnt she care about indirect kisses? You dont even care about what you were going to do in the bottle, well I cant drink it thats for sure.

Xiong YaoYue stared out the window towards the people running around on the field.

“It would be nice to have a boyfriend…”

“Huh?”

“If I had a boyfriend, he would treat me to food and I dont have to do the same. I could also ask him to help me finish my homework. I think it would be pretty worth it.”

“Are you looking for a boyfriend or a worker? I dont think anyone would be willing to be your boyfriend if all they do is feed you and write your homework.”

“I guess thats true.” Xiong YaoYue hopped off the window sill and stretched with her arms raised towards the sky.

“Im going to apologize to Gong CaiCai. If she forgives me, then I dont have to change my sex.”

Later, I heard that Xiong YaoYue prostrated herself in the infirmary in front of Gong CaiCai, the class leader, and the school doctor. She said if Gong CaiCai didnt forgive her, then she would stay on the ground.

The class leader helped Gong CaiCai sit up as Gong CaiCai spoke:

“As… long as you never lock me in a tight space again. I… forgive you…”

“I promise Ill never do it again. If you were locked in a tight space by someone, Ill be the first to save you.”

“Okay… then thats fine. Thank you.”

She clearly tortured her yet Gong CaiCai quickly forgave Xiong YaoYue after she said some empty words.

“You cant forgive her that easily.” The class leader said, “Cai Cai, dont let Xiong YaoYue copy your homework next week. I mean, you shouldnt be doing it, let her do it herself.”

“Then… Im not going to let you copy my homework…” Gong CaiCai still had no confidence even when the class leader was there to support her.

“Okay, then I will reflect next week and not copy your homework.”, then she muttered: “Im not sure if I could find a boyfriend in time…”

At 4:10 pm, we began to draw lots for the boys basketball tournament and the girls volleyball tournament at the PE office. Xiong YaoYue and I attended as class 2-3s PE committee members. The other ones who attended were the captains of the basketball and volleyball teams.

Shen ShaoYi, who attended as the leader of class 2-2s team glared at me with a fiery gaze.

But when he saw Xiong YaoYue walk in with me, he turned away in grief as he didnt want her to see his expression.

Shen ShaoYi must have wanted to go against class 2-3 in the first game, so he could completely destroy us to vent his anger.

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