I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“A bad ending because he wanted to force a kiss.” A certain nearby elderly woman explained to the others around her.

Xiong YaoYues reactions was completely out of my expectations.

Ive always treated her as a tomboy, so I felt it wasnt a big deal even if I kissed her once.

But now that I think about it, shes still a teenage girl! She might be usually carefree and casual, but not to the point where you can muddle in a kiss!

She let me kiss her because she firmly believed I was homosexual and wouldnt actually do it. Now she must be dubious of the claims thatI like woman since my actions were out of her expectations.

If thats the case, then all those previous incidents where I saw her body bubbled to her mind.

First time was when she played basketball with us and I grabbed her breast when we fell; then it was when Peng TouSi was driving and she changed in the backseat because she thought we were both gay; the worst one was when I had intimate bodily contact with her in the alleyway. If it was Gong CaiCai who did something like that with me, then she would think she cant get married anymore.

“Damn bastard, how dare you lie to me.” Xiong YaoYue stepped on my feet again.

There were a lot of people around watching us and this scene which looked like a couples fight made me feel embarrassed. I grabbed both of Xiong YaoYues wrists and told her to calm down and move to a place with nobody around to talk.

Xiong YaoYue glared at me and wanted to break out of my grip, but she realized she couldnt move at all even if she used all her strength. It was the first time she felt powerlessness as a woman and felt even more humiliated.

“Winnie, listen to me.” I took the opportunity to explain myself, “Ive never once admitted I was homosexual in front of you, it was you who kept on misunderstanding. You said it was a shame our class didnt have someone who was gay cause you thought gays were cool. Maybe you were hoping I was gay and thats why you didnt listen to me.”

Xiong YaoYues pupils shrank as if I hit the nail on the head, but her anger didnt subside.

Both her hands were under my control, so she wanted to raise her leg to kick me, then I warned: “Youre wearing a miniskirt, so Ill see your underwear if you raise your leg.”

She then retracted her legs.

Ah, Im now finally treated as a man. Its always been my goal, but why does it feel a tad melancholic.

I never expected a mediator to come right at this time. A sound caught our attention:

“Woof, woof.”

It was Peng TouSi walking Obama.

“Lin, Winnie, why are you guys fighting?”

Peng TouSi asked amicably.

I let go of Xiong YaoYues hands and she instantly sat down on the bench and crossed her arms and legs in a bad mood.

“Peng Peng, so Ye Lin isnt gay?”

“Ive never once said Lin was gay.” Peng TouSi replied.

Xiong YaoYue thought about it for a while, “It seems you really havent…”

I added on: “Thats right, even Tang Jiang said I was a gay due to a misunderstanding. Peng TouSi, do you still remember when you helped me deal with the peaked cap hoodlum with Ai Mi on your shoulders?”

Peng TouSi laughed and said: “They did mistake you as a homosexual like me and was afraid of getting AIDS, how laughable.”

Speaking of that, it seems Tang Jiang wasnt afraid of getting AIDS from me anymore since he talked with me about Xiao Hong. Is it the power of love or did he just google it and learn you cant get AIDS through normal means.

Peng TouSis large and sturdy body, in addition to his gentle tone, had a calming effect.

Xiong YaoYue still had her arms crossed in front of her chest, but she already uncrossed her legs.

“Does this mean Ye Lin wasnt intentionally lying to me?”

Peng TouSi was baffled, “Why would he intentionally pretend to be gay in front of you?”

“To take advantage of me! He already felt my breasts and saw my underwear. Should I be mad he pretended to be gay to take advantage of me?”

Peng TouSi looked at me for answers, but I could only shrug helplessly while acquiescing Xiong YaoYues words.

Peng TouSi cleared his throat and said:

“Its a serious problem, so Ye Lin has to take responsibility.”

Hey, what do you mean? If it was Gong CaiCai, then it was be a serious problem, but its not really a big deal for Xiong YaoYue.

“Res-, responsibility?” Xiong YaoYue also didnt expect it, “Im only a bit mad. Its not like Ye Lin knocked me up, he doesnt need to take responsibility.”

“No, Lin has to take responsibility” Peng TouSi said decisively as if he suddenly became one of Xiong YaoYues relatives. As I was doubting his words, Peng TouSi whispered something to me and I understood.

Peng TouSi told me there was a Häagen-Dazs store in the plaza and his job other walking the dog was to buy an ice cream for Ai Mi. There was nothing better than Häagen-Dazs ice cream to help cool Xiong YaoYues temper.

Thus I took over Peng TouSis job and while buying Ai Mi a low calorie ice cream cone, I also bought Xiong YaoYues favorite three scoops.

Xiong YaoYues eyes lit up when she saw me holding the three scoops, but she felt a bit embarrassed to take it since she just hit me.

“Im sorry. I wasnt trying to take advantage of you, but you didnt really treat me as a man and I cant really control my eyes…”

Xiong YaoYue turned her face to the side and pretended to be unswayed, but she was actually using her peripheral vision to check if the ice cream had melted yet.

Due to Obamas recent diet, he was starving for food. When he saw me holding the ice cream at a reachable height, he couldnt control himself and leaped up with his tongue out trying to lick it.

My attention was focused on Xiong YaoYue, so my reaction was a bit slow. Right when the ¥65 ice cream was about to enter the dogs mouth, Xiong YaoYue suddenly yelled out and caught onto Obamas throat.

“Bastard, thats my ice cream!”

All the spectators had ran away when they saw Peng TouSi come over, but they began to look back once they saw a girl in a miniskirt fighting with a Husky.

Obamas wails coupled with Xiong YaoYues cursing was really noisy.

Xiong YaoYue was finally able to defeat Obama with her stubbornness. Obama pretended to be dead and seemed like a weakling.

Xiong YaoYue wasnt watching her appearance at all as she finally stood up after squatting down and wrestling with Obama. She then snatched the three scoops from my hands.

She was bold and confident like the three scoops was her trophy.

Peng TouSi said he had to bring the ice cream back to Ai Mi before it melted. After Obama was dragged a couple steps, he rolled around and revived.

“Woof, woof!” Obama barked furiously at Xiong YaoYue as if he had just beat her.

Xiong YaoYue actually got serious with a dog and barked back: “Woof woof woof.” Her voice was even louder than Obama. Obama could only return home with his tail tucked between his legs.

Xiong YaoYues face was brimming with joy after she finished her three scoops, I dont think she was mad anymore. Its so easy to deal with a glutton.

“Ye Lin, let me copy your Physics homework starting from tomorrow.”

“Huh, I always do it right before it gets collected, so I dont think theres enough time.”

Xiong YaoYue patted her leg, “Dont make me mad. Physics is so hard, but you can actually finish the work before Gong CaiCai collects all the homework, and you scored number one in our class on the midterms. Youre clearly a Physics genius, so do homework earlier and let me copy it, then I wont be mad at you anymore.”

“Then… well still be good friends?”

“As long as you let me copy your Physics homework, we will be great friends. Its a shame we cant be close female friends anymore, but we can still be brothers.”

It looks like I finally fixed Xiong YaoYues misunderstanding about my sexual orientation. I might have to do my Physics homework on time as a cost, but its worth it if I can be treated as a man.

On Thursday, as per our agreement, Eunuch Cao returned 20 condoms to me. I was planning on Shu Zhe blowing them up for me, but I didnt bring lipstick to school nor did I have any way to bring the finished product home, so I could only leave my plans at a standstill for now.

Xiao Qin saw me as I was putting the condoms into my backpack.