Meeting A Demonic Cultivator, Even God Cries

Xizhou automatically gave chase, but Si Yu yelled at him to stop.
“Wait!” 

“Eh?” Gu Xizhou said to Si Yu, “It has the sound of chains.
The door must be on it!”

Si Yu’s eyes flickered, and he looked deeply at Gu Xizhou.

“I told you before that I can sometimes hear chains! It has it!” Gu Xizhou was afraid Si Yu didn’t understand what he meant and hastily explained.

Si Yu nodded and pulled Gu Xizhou to the side, saying, “You said it has the gate, so that’s further reason that we can’t simply go in.” 

“Why?” asked Gu Xizhou.
“I’m not afraid of ghosts or those annoying rules.”

“Do you remember the kindergarten world?”

Gu Xizhou nodded.

“The white line of death, being caught by ghosts in hide and seek,” said Si Yu.
“The imaginations of children are much richer than adults.
They always come up with fascinating ideas… For example, a man-eating merry-go-round and bumper cars where taking the wrong route means being run over.
A haunted house is a place where they can amply display their imagination.” 

Si Yu’s words deprived everyone of their courage to rush in, but they had no choice but to enter because their tickets had already begun to show the words ‘Haunted House (0/23)’.

Soon, the other teammates saw the words on the back of their tickets and nervously hurried over.
After everyone reunited, Si Yu looked at the clock.
It was 5:32; there were still over two hours until 8 o’clock.

 

Gu Xizhou repeated his old trick and walked into the office with his VIP ticket to find a haunted house employee and beat the ghost up——

Even the ghost of the haunted house whose soul was crying looked at Gu Xizhou and burst into tears.…… 

Gu Xizhou looked at its aggrieved expression and winked at it.
“If you agreed earlier, I wouldn’t have beat you.
As long as we can pass, you too can have an early death and early rebirth.
What do you say?”

The ghost cradled its head in its arms and stared at Gu Xizhou for a moment.
Apparently agreeing with Gu Xizhou, it resignedly followed him out.
Its complexion was unsightly, and its uniform was a complete mess as if it were a sixteen year old girl who had been tarnished by others.

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“Death Amusement Park’s haunted house is for lovers.
There’s an old tale of romance behind it, where love conquers all.
Ten people can go inside the haunted house.
There are five different passages; two people can go in each passage.

“It’s very frightening inside the haunted house.
When you go in, I suggest you avoid separating no matter what you meet.” 

Its mouth suddenly split open in a smile, and scarlet blood seeped down its cheeks.
It looked terrible.
Even Ma Qi, this masculine guy, couldn’t help but gulp, not to mention several women.
A few girls were so frightened they jumped, instinctively recoiling by two steps, but they didn’t dare to scream.
They could only tremble and shiver and look toward the men on the team for help.

“What sort of smile is that? You’re scaring people!” Gu Xizhou suddenly said.

“Oh…” The beheaded ghost looked at Gu Xizhou and, with no dignity, shut up.
After all, it had just been beaten to a pulp… It was still in so much pain!

“There’s ten individuals each time, and two people per team, but we have twenty three people.” Gu Xizhou rubbed his forehead.
He turned to look at the beheaded ghost and asked, “Can someone go in alone?” 

The beheaded ghost smiled silently, but its smile seemed a little sorrowful.

Gu Xizhou was silent for a while, then he changed the way he asked.
“After going through the haunted house once, can someone go through again?”

“Yes.”

After the ghost answered Gu Xizhou, everyone immediately looked at each other. 

There were pros and cons to being the twenty third person.
The benefit was that someone could help you figure out what the inside was like.
The downside was, after going through the haunted house once, who would be willing to go again? That meant twice the danger!

The curly-haired girl without a teammate crossed both hands over her chest and rigidly hugged herself, biting her bottom lip.

“I… I want to go in first.
I don’t want to go alone…”

This girl was clearly afraid to be left on her own, and she hastily declared her position, saying she wanted to go in first to ascertain the rules. 

The ghost looked at everyone silently, then glanced at the clock and said, “I already said the rules.
There’s one minute left.
Have you decided together who the first ten people to enter the haunted house will be?”

“The rules are very clear.
Two people form a team and cannot separate after entering,” Si Yu told everyone.
After speaking, he suddenly grabbed Gu Xizhou’s arm, pulling him to go to the haunted house.
“We’ll go in first.”

 

“Eh?” Gu Xizhou was surprised.

What the hell? 

Si Yu had already figured out the rules?

Gu Xizhou still didn’t understand, but Si Yu had already dragged him inside the passage.
The people outside, like Ye Shu, were still pondering over Si Yu’s final sentence.

After entering the passage, Si Yu didn’t let go.
His wrist was held, and it was a little warm.
In the dim light, Gu Xizhou winked at Si Yu and asked, “How long do we have to hold hands like this?”

Under the light, Si Yu’s deep eyes looked languidly at Gu Xizhou.
“If nothing else, we have to walk out of this haunted house holding hands.” 

Gu Xizhou was shocked.
He asked, “That’s a rule?”

Si Yu said, “I just said it outside.
Did you completely ignore me?”

Gu Xizhou “……”

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Seeing Gu Xizhou’s dumbfounded face, Si Yu reminded him, “The haunted house’s ghost already told us all the rules, including how to crack them.” 

“……” Gu Xizhou patted his face.
He felt that his IQ was always insulted whenever he was with Si Yu.
It was only when he heard Si Yu’s reminder that he suddenly realized it.

That ghost might have listened to him just now and helped them cheat, but due to the rules it couldn’t speak straightforwardly.

‘Death Amusement Park’s haunted house is for lovers.
There’s an old tale of romance behind it, where love conquers all.’ Those words meant ‘if you have love, you can overcome everything’.

‘It’s very frightening inside the haunted house.
When you go in, I suggest you avoid separating no matter what you meet.’ This sentence meant: ‘Don’t fucking separate! You’ll die if you split up!’. 

Gu Xizhou cursed and said, “Couldn’t it just hint straightforwardly?”

When he said this sentence, he didn’t notice that Si Yu’s gaze fell on him, whether intentional or not.
When he heard his complaints, he found them a little funny.

As the two people spoke, a hand was suddenly placed on Gu Xizhou’s shoulder.
The hand was pale and completely colorless.
Gu Xizhou turned his head and saw a woman’s face stuck against the door, blood dripping from her two red eyes onto Gu Xizhou’s collar.

When Gu Xizhou and the female ghost looked at each other, Si Yu warned, “Don’t be scared.
It can’t hurt us if we’re holding hands.” 

“I know, ah.” Gu Xizhou smiled cheerfully, bending his eyes in a grin.
“That’s just right! I can still hurt it.” Even if this rule didn’t exist, I could still hurt it! Like the others!

Si Yu: “?” What the hell?

 

Suddenly, Gu Xizhou’s leg kicked the female ghost while he suddenly waved his left hand, and his fist smashed the female ghost into the air.
The female ghost had yet to react when trampled it to the ground.
The ghost was completely dumbfounded.

This person beat it! 

It was unpleasant to be struck by Gu Xizhou’s hard-as-iron fist, but the female ghost stared at Gu Xizhou and Si Yu’s locked hands.
According to the rules, it couldn’t harm them.

It gnashed its teeth hatefully, but it couldn’t change the rules.
There was nothing it could do.
It was here to kill people, but it could only choose to flee with its tail between its legs in the end.

But Gu Xizhou didn’t allow it to, and he dragged Si Yu along to absolutely hammer the ghost and chase it the whole way.

In the darkness, the female ghost hid in a wardrobe, biting a little handkerchief and crying. 

These two people weren’t scientific! They used the rules to bully it!

“You scared it into hiding.”

“I just saw her run over, ya!”

“I found it!” Gu Xizhou looked around and finally found his target.
He pointed at a piece of white cloth in the corner of the wardrobe and smiled at Si Yu. 

Watching the door open, the female ghost face was dull and lifeless: Why did I find this psychopath!

Si Yu looked at the happily hammering Gu Xizhou: “……”

Uh, it turns out the rules can still be used like this.