My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

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    Su Lin had just opened the phone app.
Not yet loaded, he looked at Qin Fang: “What’s wrong?”

    Qin Fang sat up with a start, and his already not-small eyes grew even bigger: “Laozi! Fucking called Wang Yihan twenty times!!!”

    Su Lin: “……” Really stupid.

    Although Su Lin’s head still hurt, he, very ungenerously, snickered.

    Then he withdrew his eyes and looked down at his call log.

    His pupils abruptly shrank.

    [137xxxxxxxx-Lu Yuanyuan] [13]

    Thirteen.

    Thirteen.
Calls.

    Su Lin: “………”

    His headache was getting worse.

    He ran his fingers through his hair, closed his eyes, and desperately tried to recall exactly what he had said to her on the phone.

    It seemed he first hailed a taxi and went to her house.

    Then called to tell her to come down.

    Then… then… he seemed to, say something he shouldn’t have said.

    After about two minutes, the last memory image finally resurfaced.
He seemed to see himself sitting on a bench, and the atmosphere was just right, with her in his arms.

    Then he whispered those five words in her ear.

    If not.
Call.
Me.
Dad.

    “………………”

    That was fucking brilliant.

    What kind of stupid words were those???

    Before he could get over the shock, Qin Fang let out another wail.

    He turned his head and met the other party’s… very complicated expression.

    Surprised, like he had eaten shit, but excitement also showed through in his eyes.

    “Lin ge.” All of the sudden, Qin Fang got out of bed, his pace a little unsteady, but still made it across the room in two steps to his bedside, his hand gripping the rail of Su Lin’s top bunk.

    “Lin ge,” Qin Fang called out again, his voice shaking, “I fucking confessed to Wang Yihan last night.”

    “……”

    “You know it, right.
It was just my internal-“

    Su Lin cut him off, “I know.” After a pause, he added: “You can stop talking.”

    Qin Fang acted as if he had not heard: “I… I am now, taken.”

    “………”

    “I, Qin Fang!!! Am taken ahhhhh!!!”

    After howling, he seemed to be injected with chicken blood, and immediately rushed into the bathroom and began to shower.

    Su Lin: “………”

    Su Lin’s heart was now filled with a barrage of expletives.

    Qin Fang got drunk, went to confess to someone, and succeeded.

    And he got drunk.

    And actually, fucking went to a certain someone’s house and had the little girl call him dad.

   … Was his brain shit?