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rock and a hard place, but right about now I could not allow myself to leave this place.

 

There is something I must absolutely do.
I must defeat that guy right here, right now, no matter the consequences or the sacrifice.

 

This does not look too god.
Rust and Mold, I wonder if it is not too late to go back to where they went…… No! I must stop thinking like that! If I think like that, it’s as though I have already given up without even putting up a decent fight!

 

「Uuuooohhhhhh!!!」

 

Sometimes in life, a man comes across a fight that he simply cannot allow himself to back away from!

 

 

 

 

「…… Too slow!」

 

「Did you happen to get in some sort of trouble on your way…… Ah, you have come back……!?」

 

It took me a while to die because of the way the fish people decided to deal with me.
Basically I was turned in to a food supply for the fish people, and they took their sweet time devouring me.
And since I was never before eaten alive, it was a new experience to be had for sure.
Not that I want to repeat that anytime soon.

 

「What in the everlasting fuck hap…… Uoooh!?」

 

「S, Sanraku-san……」

 

Oi, OI! Alva, lower that sword! Don’t point that fucking thing at me! And you, Emul! Stay! STAY, I SAID!

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Isn’t that just a terrible thing to do? Look at the person’s face and react in a way like that? I know that it looks just like it looks, but what do you want me to say to it? I’m as confused as you are, if not even more.

 

「………」

 

I get up from the bed I was laying on after I finally managed to respawn and stand up with my own two legs firmly.

 

When I did that, the people around me took a huge step back in reaction.
Once I have seen that, that was all the confirmation I needed, but…… I still ended up taking a deep breath, just to be absolutely sure.

 

…… Gosh, it stinks so bad.
Just like a fish would.

 

「I am Tuna Underbelly Fairy.」

 

「Bufuah!!」

 

「Nkuhfuh!」

 

I guess it should only be considered as natural, seeing that I was wearing salmon on my head.

 

 

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「Salmon…… It’s a freaking salmon…… So what’s with the tuna reference……? Nfuuh, nfufufufufuh……!!!」

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「What do we do, Rust? It seems that now Mold broke down as well.」

 

「Mold in general has a pretty low threshold when it comes to laughing.
Once he hears a joke, he can remember it and laugh because of it for the next three to four days.」

 

No matter how you may look at it, laughter boiling point is too damn low for this guy.
I mean, he acts like he’s on helium right now or something else like that.
I know that my appearance is the reason for that, but…… You know……

 

「The hell, is this?」

 

「This thing here? ‘Richman King Salmon Head Shiramen’.
It’s your typical item, but you can also equip it…… Well, think of it as an equipment piece.」

 

「And what exactly is the effect of this item?」

 

「It smells fishy.」

 

「…… !!! …… !!!」

 

Mold fell onto the floor and started acting as if his sides were about to fall off from laughing too much.
I have decided to ignore him for now and I turned towards others in order to confront with them.

 

「Come here, Emul.
We’ll try to put it on your head next.」

 

「A, absolutely not! It looks like a fish! It smells like a fish! And see!? There’s even a fragment of fish spine coming out of it! And have you seen its eyes! Dead like…… like that of a dead fish! It’s too scary! I’m not wearing that!」

 

「The real kicker is that you can see perfectly while wearing this on your head.」